I am no mans peace. I wake up with a question

Me after someone buys the house i had saved on Zillow, that I was gonna buy in 10 years..

one thing about me is if I have exactly 1.75 drinks i’m gonna send some SILLY texts and I cannot be held responsible for that

when me and the girlies meet up to talk about our dating lives

me acting like idgaf knowing i’m the most sensitive person ik

a never ending cycle.

truly.

when the first 4 shots don’t hit u so u take 3 more

October will be filled with happiness. October will be filled with blessings. October will be filled with positivity. October will be filled with progress. October will be filled with kindness. October will be filled with opportunity. October will be filled with love.

I be flirting until I get asked “when can I see you?” Now I gotta act dead

Me every time they mention Taylor Swift…

me coming back home after using a good outfit for a boring day:

trust the process.

believe it

We really lived to see the day when the Patriots became a poverty franchise again

This is 100x more terrifying than any horror movie I’ve seen

me doing one hour of selfcare after doing 23hours of self-destruction

“I’ve never heard of the Denver Rogers before” - my mom talking about the Texas Rangers