Kane kicks a Netherlands defender and England gets a penalty. WTF?! #NEDENG

You want weird? Waving to imaginary people is f**king weird.

Never even liked tennis anyway.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: The enemy of the working class travels by private jet, not migrant dinghy.

The Kiffness x Donald Trump - Eating the Cats 😿🐶 Stream / Buy: onerpm.link/EatingTheCats

Having a bad day: * Car needs £2k of work to pass its MOT. It’s only done 30,000 miles from new (thanks Škoda UK) * Mother taken into hospital and on IV drip * My favourite hockey player (Brett Welychka) is apparently injured and on crutches. Solution:

We need to get back to this. No excuses.

It was freezing cold this morning, so I had a lovely hot breakfast in my porringer by Andy Coates

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Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

I was born working class but I'm now a #MiddleClassWomanOfaCertainAge I don't mind innuendo or even rude jokes. But harassment is wrong and we will stand up for ourselves.

Absolutely heartbreaking to hear about Tony Slattery. A genius.

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The BBC are reporting rather a lot of time added on to the first half here 😀 BBC Sport

Fail to clean up you dog's poo and you're fined £1000. Dump billions of litres of shit in Britain's rivers and you're in line for a six-figure annual bonus.

Madness at the Edinburgh Fringe. One American lady told me she had queued 1 hr 45 mins to get into the “mash bar”. It serves mashed potato FFS! This was the queue 30 mins before opening this morning.

Me too! Me too!

Apparently it’s “woke” to eat tasty bread. What a miserable woman!

Did anyone else get a second alert at 3.10? #emergencyalert

To be clear: It's not "ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel after comments about Charlie Kirk," it's "ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel after threats from Trump FCC chair" The distinction matters here.