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Somebody got paid a lot of money for that Tesco Whoosh TV advert. Just think about that for a while...they got paid.

TBF...it'll only take a couple of sparks, and the daft prick won't need to see another padlock, as long as he lives...

This surface is fabulous. It’s like an archaeologist unearthed evidence of a past civilisation. Paths, field systems, cave dwellings…a keeper

I guess we know why it was going so slowly, now. Scared of putting the accelerator pedal down in case it stuck...

Just noticed I left a glue smear and stained over it, so will have to re-do it…but I quite like Alien Owl…

Phoar…

Coffee mug in spalted Ash and Mahogany…a batch of these are in process…

Marvellous. power off. And as I type…power on!

Ely Guild of Woodturners to host a Hands on Day for first timers elystandard.co.uk/news/24258408.…

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One uses it, one wants it stopped...

We're so divided...

I just added a new item to my Ko-fi Shop! ko-fi.com/s/08c2df127f

I just added a new item to my Ko-fi Shop! ko-fi.com/s/e9e22b28d8

I just added a new item to my Ko-fi Shop! ko-fi.com/s/cb687fcfc9

This employee is wearing work gloves because H&S insists that they do. Making shells can be dangerous...they could cut their hands on those fuckers. And then there'd be blood all over the shells. And that's just icky, right?