no one: me at 1 am:

Who made this

DO SOMETHING??? President Donald J. Trump Vice President JD Vance Pope Leo XIV Target Olive Garden God FBI Marvel Entertainment Bernie Sanders

if i tried to describe Brad pistotnik to anyone outside of kansas they would not believe me

Here’s the dirty secret of emergency medicine: We don’t have to do prior auth. Like ever. We just order what the patient needs, and the patient gets it done in the ED. But here’s why we care about prior auth anyways: B/c not a shift goes by where a patient doesn’t land in the

It’s always “hey” and never “hey you wanna come over and watch the early 2000’s masterpiece Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl”

so are we just gonna wake up to this shit everyday until those justices die

sometimes im just observing the vibe

the terminally online partner explaining the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience and Kate Middleton situation to your blissfully offline partner:

when u bite the chicken and there’s a crunch

relax everyone, kate middleton is just in step 1 dedicated

got this one on repeat

you smoked then ate 7 bags of nerds gummy clusters