every new Dairy Queen flavor is a technological leap that shits on the grave of every scientist that worked on the manhattan project

why do we get so tired from flying or driving? like we’re really out here sitting and staring for hours then being like MAN IM EXHAUSTED

Ok, we've seen enough. Checking out.

i love when people write they were BALLING their eyes out like were u swimming in ur own tears while faking out lebron? the world may never know

day 278 of this email not finding me well

mentally i’m here

going home after ur first semester of college is like getting used to double stuf and then going back to regular oreos

Normalize girls putting their records on

when u guys are on zoom and get the notification that “____ is the host now” do you also think of Captain Philips or

I love America peace and love. 😍💝😎✌️🌟❤️☮️

seth rogen’s growth in pottery is making me emotional

i fucking love the sun. warm me up baby. light up my world

obvious but Justin Bieber’s “As Long As You Love Me” was ahead of its time

my brain at 8:30 pm every single night during the summer

“sorry just whenever i hear the word ultimatum i think old tomato”