happy best day of the year

if i move to new york and meet 3 random girls who somehow become my best friends surely my life will be like sex in the city…right? …right?!

ohhh OhhHH OhhHHHhh

they should invent a day where i don’t wonder why

deleting later but my hot take of the day is that you can be there for your friends without expecting anything in return but you can also be sad when they dont show up for you

just not that deep is it

Zoomers might be too young to know but this is what Hollywood used to do, if a big picture was getting made they'd cast promising unknowns for the roles in hopes they'd become stars, unlike now where every single role for someone age 18-35 is filled by margot robbie or emma stone

On paper it is gorgeous. Two toothbrushes in one cup. Tiny socks on the radiator. Someone whose face you know in the dark reaching for you at 3:12 and not leaving. A small person with your eyes and their laugh eating cereal too slowly before school. It sounds like the closest

Coworkers all thought I was 22 then theres always the look of shock when I tell them my age

is this real life

i get one tattoo and my mother is saying and i quote “ok that’s enough no more tattoos!” girlie i have bad news for you..

my crazy person of a father cuts his finger off at work and asks ‘do you think we could decorate the bandage for christmas?’ when he’s probably lost his job 🤡

🔙 | 19 years ago today, Taylor Swift via diary entry: “So I got to check off my first life goal today. My album sold 61,000 copies last week!!! My goal was to sell 50,000 in one week. We flew by that. How CRAZY is that? How crazy is this…I’m playing the Wild Horse Saloon

i have become obsessed with a guy who cuts barnacles off crabs on tiktoks…

i love st patrick’s day so much i went out to the pubs with a broken tailbone 💀

man oh man I love my friends so much