both seth and jimmy doing video teasers for her and neither of them needing to say her name, see when you’re the last monoculture popstar !

I cant believe I was about to be angry at Merriam-Webster. Sorry I didnt understand your game.

THIIIIIS IS JUST A STORM INSIDE A TEAAAACUPPPP BUT SHELTER HERE WITH ME MY LOVEEEEE THUNDER LIKE A DRUM THIS LIFE WILL BEAT YOU UP UP UP UP THIIIS IS JUST A TEMPORARY SPEEEED BUMPPPPP BUT FAILURE BRINGS YOU FREEEEDOM

make sure to check in on your cinephile friend. they're having a tough day

i am the consumer and i dont want to watch movies at home

Save us, President Christopher Nolan. You’re our only hope.

This would be my final infinity stone. More powerful than ever if this happens

We need to get men off their phones and get them back to searching for peppermint and wrestling bumbles over the edge of cliffs.

Seth Rogen you have become something of a white lotus to me for this alone

Someone needs to write a Knives Out-style film with all the Skarsgårds and send it to Stellan IMMEDIATELY

Dear Rian Johnson, Please consider making a Muppets Knives Out film. Thank you.

not in just hockey not in just olympics not in just sports this is one of the sickest things I’ve ever seen in my life

i am RUBBING my FREAKY little hands together like a fly

even though the tweet says “emotional” i was still so unprepared for just how emotional this was going to be. it’s such a great speech, i really love harrison ford

a man is nothing without his taylor swift obsessed girlfriend

waking up for work at 6am so the government can spend $2M on crab legs with my taxes

>Farmers blocking AI data centers being built >Sora closing down >Disney ending the OpenAI deal

god has been cast in the bible