Having a really really really runny nose should be grounds for skipping class like name something worse than sitting in class in a mask w snot dripping down ur face but u can’t fix it bc u can’t remove ur mask

Thank god it’s November bc I actually can only study listening to the Nutcracker score and now I feel less weird about it

I think Kim Kardashian would spontaneously combust if she had to step foot on Staten Island

Can’t explain why but I just turned 23 and i feel like now I fully understand Caroline Calloway like it is just now clicking we are all just Caroline Calloway

the worst thing u can do is turn 23

I Drink Wine (Adele’s Version) (From the Vault)

Cancel me for this but Kevin from Home Alone is the least likable child ever

I dOnT cArE aBoUt YoUr SpOtIfY wRaPpED pls there is so much negativity in the world let me have this one thing

sometimes dealing with men really is like trying to gain the trust of a wild animal like u have to approach them so slowly, can’t make direct eye contact, one wrong move and they’re running off into oncoming traffic

Just found a dead fruit fly in my olaplex. Material gworl

Someone should make an elf on the shelf horror movie I don’t trust that thing

Feel so bad for Starbucks workers, I just listened to a barista say “snoop dogg I have you’re venti hot chocolate with sweet cream cold foam”

I didn’t watch the season finale of euphoria yet but based on the spoilers I’ve seen I don’t think it’s even worth watching !

I think the most evil thing that has come from capitalism is that people tweet/comment on social media as brands and make the brands seem human and then you wanna use the product more

Men say women aren’t funny and then they repost this tweet every 2-3 months as if it is their own

This is a really brave thing for me to say but I do not like goldendoodles

Biggest shock of the white hot documentary was finding out that not only did teddy Roosevelt and Abercrombie exist at the same time but he was also their target audience

I just sat at work for a whole 2.5 hours before realizing I didn’t blend my concealer at all so it’s just sitting in dots all over my face and NO ONE SAID ANYTGING TO ME

Last night, a younger patient arrived with abdominal pain, chest pain, and shortness of breath. While assessing, the patient began to appear more and more pale with each moment. "I tested + with two at home tested, but I have an IUD." VS=HR 150 BP 80/40 I sounded an alarm. 1/8

Some things just have inexplicable bad vibes and Amazon storefronts are one of those things