“She’s not a punching bag” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 x.com/Round5R/status…

Dont complain about your mental health and then go do drugs every weekend❗️❗️❗️

Come back from training to this message.... Turns out Lynsey from London is a dirty wee bag a carrots😅🐈

if her nails cost £35 send her £34.98 and get her friend to send the 2 pence they always put in

I know there’s a lot of different opinions on why there’s a rise in suicide but for me its this white stuff people are battering on a regular basis, this shit will eventually wear you down to a point you think the only option is to take your life.

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I’ve finally lost it in lockdown! 🤪 #isthisthewaytobarnardcastle

Think adidas UK need too find a new shipping agent, nice empty box with only an invoice!

Scum

Wonder when the next time any government minister will be back on Good Morning Britain Piers Morgan

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When you tee off in 3 hours so sit watching Rick Shiels PGA & Matt Fryer Golf videos to get some last minute tips 😂🤞

If you sit in the middle Lane of the motorway with nothing about, you're a Cunt, that's all.

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