So Steely Dan came on the car radio and my friend started singing the wrong words. I hope she gets another ride. It's cold.

I can't even imagine the self control required to work at a bubble wrap factory.

Bubble Guts is not a great stripper name but I do have my regulars.

watching me try to parallel park is fun if you have nothing to do for like 17 minutes

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It's only cute when I'M the fool trying to part me from my money and/or life, not the fools running the place.

First of all, due*. Second. Wtf are women doing at work??

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Our hygienist called off sick today - may be out for the week & the Internet is down 🙄 This is a VERY Monday kind of Monday

It’s been minute.. hi!

To you & yours 😘

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I will never be too old for Legos…ever.

Good morning 🎄❄️

We’re never too old to pull onto a dirt road and bang in the backseat

PSA: If you’re over 40 you can no longer wrap the presents while sitting on the floor.