when i’m in a relationship I convince myself I like sleeping next to someone else when u know what? I do not! sleeping alone is top tier! sleeping spread out like a starfish? that’s true happiness!!

This is Taka. He suffered severe burns in a house fire in 2018. Made a very miraculous full recovery and was adopted by the vet who saved him. Now he works as a therapy dog in a local burn unit. 14/10

Camper: I am a pescatarian because fish don’t have a central nervous system so they don’t feel being murdered

“The glizzies are terrible, they taste like rubber” - 10 year old

“I like eating blood” - 6 year old

A reporter asked me: why do I wish people “happy holidays“? Because from 1 November to 15 January there are approximately 29 holidays observed by 7 of the world’s major religions. And I don’t think mine are the only ones that count. There’s no war on Christmas…

The boys in Brooklyn could only hope for this level of drip

she’s a 10 but she doesn’t talk when she’s upset

You're actually not a mess at all. You're just a feeling person in a messy world. You are exactly right to feel a lot right now. It does not mean you're weak- it means you're strong enough to be paying attention. Be gentle with you, please.

It’s time.

17 years ago today my life began

everyone getting sent to burlington and making lil internet jokes and meanwhile you were sent to the location of BYU

love to see it

*Buys myself a $3.99 bouquet of Trader Joe’s flowers* the world is once again full of hope and whimsy

Anxiety is so embarrassing. Oh no, I’m terrified at the farmers’ market.

Sweetie, I’m not voting for her because she’s a woman. I’m voting for her because she wants me to have as many rights as a man.

I have to stop comparing myself to people who’s parents paid their rent well into their twenties

Got the Dub. #RepBX

the problem with the whole ‘listen to your body’ thing is my body is always telling me it’s a great time to get cozy in bed.