Behold! The next innovation in our Kolsch lineup: Kolschcumber! 🥒

Feeling some kind of way.

What's your favorite detail of any work of art? I think the right hand of Michelangelo's David is one of the greatest things ever made.

Did you guys know that 3000 minors got breast implants last year? Compared with 200 surgeries on minors for gender transition? Why’s there so much eagerness to stop the latter but the former is fine? Do you see what I mean about being really selective

What is the name of the company anti women’s health Federal Judge Kacsmaryk holds over 5 million dollars in stock? Why is it redacted on his disclosure? What is he afraid to admit to owning?

I’ve had three people argue with me today at work - I’m full up with that nonsense. I’m not even going to TRY talking with either of my two teenage sons at this point.

I bought these for my son. Lol #hotnuts

Today in pulp I'm mostly looking at Zebra Books, which weren't all bodice rippers and horror novels... although most of them were!

Killer whales in a group near Spain and Portugal may be teaching one another to mess with small boats. They sank their third vessel earlier this month trib.al/f9CZuLf

The rise of antisemitic attacks should alarm all of us. Antisemitism and bigotry - like all forms of hate - have no place in our world, and it’s on each of us to combat this growing threat. President Donald J. Trump is right to take on this issue, and he deserves our support.

ESCAPING MR. ROCHESTER (January 16, 2024) has a cover, and it’s gorgeous! Pre-order link: harperstacks.com/products/escap… I’m thrilled to share this beautiful work by the incredible Hillary D Wilson (hdwilsonart.com). Happy Pride Month, y’all!

Why do men get mad when you are driving and put the directions on?

"'Ha ha' and 'he he' signify laughter in Latin and in English, because they are cried out when laughing." Wonderful evidence here in Ælfric's Grammar that 'ha ha' has been the sound and spelling of laughter in English since at least the 11th century and the Old English period.

New idea: Chat EBT for when you need help filling out government forms

What if instead of a widow, I was a dowager?

🇫🇷 Miss Dior Late afternoon 6 July 1944, Catherine Dior, Resistance member and sister of fashion designer Christian, is arrested by the Gestapo when she goes to meet a member of her network at Place du Trocadero in Paris... 1/7

I just told my son that I “gassed up” the car. What a weird phrase.

President Biden established a national monument on Tuesday honoring Emmett Till, the Black teenager whose 1955 murder helped galvanize the civil rights movement. The monument honors Till and his mother, Mamie Till-Mobley. nyti.ms/3rL8hi1

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