Hello everybody. I decided to join Twitter, to help people and their many assed needs.

#NewProfilePic

Good news everyone! I got the security system fixed to where absolutely NOTHING can go wrong this time. So my tour of the lab is back on from 10 pm to midnight!

Woah, 50 followers and it hasn't even been a day yet. I'd probably appreciate it more if you all weren't single assed people, but you all will just have to do.

Reminder: NAMBLA meeting tonight. Anyone who is interested is welcome. Refreshments will be served.

Who wants to be a millionaire celeb?????

Well, I bet those cat videos would be even better if the cats had.....many asses! x.com/ItsHeidiTurner…

Another day, another ass.

Where the hell is that Canadian kid? He was supposed to find somebody with a great ass DAYS ago!

(How's my Mephesto so far, to all you who've seen it? Be honest.)

(Done with finals, so I should be more active starting later today.)

#NewProfilePic Credit: Charlie Pierce