holy shit

Auto correct what am I thinking ...

I wish my dad would stash up more supplies for the apocalypse. We already have a bunker that he goes to.

No!!!!!

My Twitter Valentine is going to be: Charlie Pierce Find yours at tinyurl.com/twittervalenti… .

I've never had a Valentine's. Are they like a date? What are you supposed to do??

((200 followers! Thanks for following this Canadian American loser! ))

Americans need to learn the differences between Guy, Buddy, and Friend. You can't call a Guy you just met a Buddy or Friend, that's just awkward. And you can't call a Friend or Buddy Guy because then it means you actually AREN'T friends.

Speaking of special ed! I need to talk to that damn counselor to get my ass oota there!! It's boring!!

Why do they have an ambassador of Mexico but none got Canada? Does Canada have to receive even MORE hate from America???

I've just created my Tweets Cloud using tinyurl.com/tweetscloud2 ! .

I've seen the public bathrooms in the actual school building. They're terrifying!! The ones in the special ed building are top notch. Everything is automatic.

So uh... where's the hundred dollars and needles I was promised... hmm...

What's a waifu.

I can't believe I'm on a liked person list.

I miss Filmore :(

Wake me up before you go go.

Man sure wish my Mormon friend was around here hmm...

Listen guys... Dead memes can still be funny. Right?