I promise they call me short but they call me back

i think my love language is when ppl send me funny things on social media... like thank you for thinking of me to send me tik toks, tweets, memes i love it

Pray for Levelland and all the surrounding city officers🙏🏼💔

I still try to be discrete about checking the waitresses out at hooters lol

Once you go beaner you can’t let go of the Weaner!!

People are so scared to die that they forget to live

You welders just think you can park anywhere huh?

If you’re around the West TX-NM state line come on out.

Since when did white gurls get so much bootay???

Like I have a very toxic relationship with work

LFG Koe Wetzel #COWBOYS

I wanna girl that act boujee but she ghetto

Bro we’re in a national supply shortage

But I have cows in west Texas, and a checkbook in my pocket, honey I can love you for a while

High headed cattle and hot headed women keep life interesting

“Superman” by Eminem probably tells the best love story.

7x Super Bowl champion Tom Brady retiring after 22 NFL seasons. (via Ian Rapoport)

I love snow days. All I have to do is feed, break ice, and sip whiskey

My name’s Hunter & I like to party. Cafe J Art Bar tonight!