Ice Cold in Alex (@manondessauce) 's Twitter Profile
Ice Cold in Alex

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watch ya bass bins I'm tellin' ya

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Ice Cold in Alex (@manondessauce) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Not being able to understand the first three rows of a festival lineup is the new way of not being able to understand the first three lines at the opticians to discover you are old .

Guy Walters 🇺🇦 (@guywalters) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My son has just finished a painting that is called, "The Consequences of Showing Watership Down to Your Young Children". I am both proud and ashamed.

My son has just finished a painting that is called, "The Consequences of Showing Watership Down to Your Young Children".

I am both proud and ashamed.
Fesshole🧻 (@fesshole) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I have never been to Nandos. I let people know that I have never been to Nandos and never will go to Nandos because its overpriced KFC. Secretly, I would love to go to Nandos but I can't turn back now.

David Prescott (@davidprescott) 's Twitter Profile Photo

P&O Ferries furloughed 1400 of its staff during the pandemic, costing the taxpayer £10m. They also asked us for a £150m bailout. Its parent company then paid out £250m to shareholders. Now pandemic's over, they're sacking the British staff we supported. rmt.org.uk/news/rmt-calls…

Lucy Williams (Colleer) (@lucywilliams_1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

7 years ago today I got a call from my boyfriend at the time, saying my dad had fallen whilst doing house maintenance and hurt his head. I had no idea how bad the situation, so decided to drive from uni back home to make sure things were ok, expecting to be there for 2-3 days.

Amanda (@pandamoanimum) 's Twitter Profile Photo

One of my favourite things I’ve read is that sometimes in films dogs have to be given CGI tails if they’re supposed to be acting angry or mean because they’re so happy that they’re doing a good job that they can’t keep their tails from wagging.

Guinness Men's Six Nations (@sixnationsrugby) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sportsmanship at it's finest 👏 Josh Adams gives his POTM medal to Ange Capuozzo after his sensational display helped Italy to their first ever win in Wales 🙌 #GuinnessSixNations #WALvITA

Ice Cold in Alex (@manondessauce) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The screaming coming from boyfriends van must mean Paddy the Baddy has done it (he has BT sports on his phone - I haven’t banished him. Or maybe I have )

Ice Cold in Alex (@manondessauce) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My mum couldn’t bear Elkie Brookes (miserable ) and Bryan Ferry (dirty old man in a raincoat). Who did you grow hearing your parents having an irrational thing about ?

Ice Cold in Alex (@manondessauce) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s come to my attention that people’s parents did a lot of magazine defacing and ripping out of detested stars. I wonder if it’s therapeutic . Might by myself a radio times

Nick Pettigrew (@nick_pettigrew) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ice Cold in Alex My mum watched a Delia Smith program some time in the early 80s where Delia suggested that you can pat lettuce clean with a damp cloth. The die was cast from then on. "Dirty bugger, that one" she'd say whenever Delia appeared on TV. "Doesn't wash her lettuce."

Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Given that, depressingly, the hashtag "sendherback" is trending, I'm very happy to start a #welcomehomenazanin thing, if anyone wants to join in with being pleasant and cheerful.

. (@ojvhteuhyhes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

sorry i just remembered during first lockdown official bbc guidance said we should be having sex from behind with a mask on and now i want someone else to remember it too

David Hering (@hering_david) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What is the name for the micro-generation whose parents permanently had the cassette of Paul Simon’s Graceland playing in the car