My mom passed away on mother's day weekend five years ago, this isn't a happy weekend for me.

I'm proud that you might become uncomfortable just thinking about me.

Most people that you meet are just side quests

Most people that you meet are just side quests

I know a lot of y'all are the co-worker everybody hates

I’m a private person except for when talking about my privates

This is where we would sit on the couch, listen to music while we scroll through our phones, my leg over yours and just be lonely together.

If you don't understand typo we won't be able to communicate

My top 3 irrational fears

1) Changing a lightbulb and being Christmas Vacation electrocuted

2) Bowling and my fingers get stuck in the ball so my body flies with it like in Flinstones

3) Driving into a wall because a coyote artist paints a realistic looking tunnel on it

It really sucks when someone steals your tweet and it gets no likes

are you flirting with me?

Sorry, I'll only answer one stupid question per person.

She paints colors into his world

no hard feelings? all my feelings are hard

The reason why I cuss is fuck you

Why thank god when I'm available.

Amnesia would fix me.

tell your mom I got that groin deodorant

People that don’t know kind. Treat themselves worse.

Your dm room smells like microwaved fish