can’t stop thinking about “hey i’m the dentist and i’m here and i’m not going anywhere”

making sure not to crowd the veggies in the steaming basket or they'll steam

why are they thanking the coppola family at the end of this. didn’t he go entirely bankrupt making megalopolis

do i know anyone at npr? hmu

just received a two minute voicemail of nothing but hold music. i would love to get back to them but i haven’t really been incentivized to, in more ways than one

“you have a new message in myChart” fuck you. this is a ridiculous charade for an email that says “you saw the doctor today”

don't forget to ask yourself the important questions...like what if the joker could beatbox...

when you sneeze on a teams call and it says “your microphone is muted 🔇” that’s how teams says “bless you”