I need to get my life together

why was she judging me for this

i love portal bro my best time is like 23:30 glitchless

LinkedIn Lunatics I don't get how they are able to be productive with just a laptop. I need a couple monitors, and a mouse, and my productivity increases tenfold

"nothing ever truly touches" is scienceslop that gets experiencemogged by lovemaxxing

Your Typical Local Man

"just gonna shower real quick before i hop in vc" you just want me to think of you naked with water and soap running down your beautiful curves huh bro

Basil🧡 Nobody believes the "this looks like dogshit" crowd is genuine anymore. And so many have moved on from "it looks bad" to "it is soulless", which is the ultimate admission that you have no substantive critique.

Media ADHD: "Ooh, look a squirrel! Let's go ride bikes!" Real ADHD: "I am currently ruining my own life by refusing to perform a 3-minute task that would solve 90% of my anxiety. I am fully aware of this. I am screaming internally. I physically cannot make my body stand up and

ranked competitive kissing when

i can’t stop saying “foidian slip” and it pisses all my friends off

This just seems like fetishizing childlike behavior. Creepy.

all chatgpt voice does is jerk me off "yep. thats a great point!" like fuck you dude

grrr i wanna be in the presence of a big strong man grr grrrr

u kno i got 2 do it

i peaked at 21 its all down hill from here chat

Kyle 🌱 I literally said I didn't care about those idiot critters already. I addressed this.

jfc i feel like im losing my mind... shes CLEARLY talking about c!s men bc they are the ones that CAN and DO PHYSICALLY finish inside someone without consent CAN PEOPLE STOP BEING FUCKING STUPID