'In a civil society, you should get to murder people who inconvenience you'

You can fit caviar onto a nugget of cat shit and it's still gonna taste like cat shit

Can't actually turn this into a full track because the stems are kinda dog shit but thought you might enjoy this; thee together a lil mashup of 80s hits: We Belong by Pat Benetar and Your Love by The Outfield

Genuine explanation for this is that MM/DD/YYYY goes in order of specificity. There are only 12 options for months, 31 for days, and then literally thousands of options for years. Whether or not you find that intuitive is almost entirely based on what you were raised with ofc

Tik Tok User: I bet if I pronounce this word in a silly way I'll get thousands of people commenting and drive up my engagement, making me more money

Everyone: holy shit this person says this word SO fucking silly

'this eclipse has got me thinking about we were also a perfect fit together, but I was blocking your light'

The fact that it's so easy to confuse etymology and entomology is just one of those linguistic bugs

Absolutely insane that the word 'one' and 'once' are pronounced the way they are. Ridiculous. Can't help but oneder how this happened.

Software engineer here, specifically front end web dev

I don't know what the fuck this means

Pandas in the zoo:

thanks :)

Had to delete. Got owned too hard. Will be unreachable for the rest of the day.