I love my energy lately. I can’t express how much I only care to be happy & if it don’t make me happy, I literally do not give a f*ck. like I don’t even care enough to be mad. I could’ve really been living had i been this way my whole life.

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pinterest is so therapeutic. there's no drama, no one to argue with... just pretty pictures.

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it’s almost that time of the year where I get to barhop with all of my friends the night before thanksgiving and I’m so excited

If you need a little motivation today, call 707-873-7862. it’s a school project where kindergartners give you a pep talk! 🥹 it’s also automated so you can call anytime 🫶🏽

What a fuckin week mannnn

if u messaged ur ex a happy new year, go sit inna corner and think bout what u did

maybe your New Year’s resolution should be to ease up on the yapping

there’s no way the bachelor is real

Hear me out…a library/bar where you can just sit there quietly with a drink and read.

you want me to drink water. the thing that killed the titanic

Anytime I sit out on a porch I’m just like yeah this is nice this is what it’s all about

{slips the bartender a $20} can you poison my drink?

I would trade my first born for a smokehouse platter from chilis

Mandy come in come in! we don't need that high of a payment for a smokehouse platter though

We return, we rebuild, we live. #Gaza

‘bring gyms into airports!’ why do you want sweaty and smelly people on your plane grow up and just get a beer like normal people