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Shoutout to all the ladies walking the 90 degree red carpet rocking the Spanx. You the real MVPs. #Emmys

Congratulations on your Emmy, Kate! Big fan of yours, too.

Should Donald Trump drop out of the race? Yes. He should drop out of the human race. He is an animal. Apologies to animals.

Only Hillary Clinton could keep such composure in front of this maniac. 40 years of experience helps.

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"Trump had same microphone problem where it unfairly made him sound like an uniformed whiny bigot"

Read this. Think about this. George H.W. Bush's gracious handoff to Bill Clinton. It's beautiful.

There should be a button that makes Bruno Mars pop up any time and everything becomes wonderful. Start working on that, Google #GrammyAwards

DYING. RT FIDM: Sunny Pawar is too cute for words. #Oscars Lion Movie

HEADLINE: 15 foods you should never eat ME: [mouth full of at least 10 of the 15 foods] mmkay

Justin Trudeau arrived for House duties today dressed as Clark Kent for Halloween. (via CBC News)

I think the most exciting thing about adulthood is never knowing what part of your body is going to hurt the next day.

There are unfortunate spelling errors, and then there's this.

Wisdom from Shonda Rhimes ❤️

Enjoy every moment you can. Hold close the ones you love. Laugh too much. Feel the sunlight and the moonlight. It's later than we think.

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