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Life Hack: Have Christmas gifts shipped elsewhere. Leave children and husband for an entire day to go elsewhere and wrap gifts in secrecy and silence.

Should I feel flattered that so many bots have decided to comment with spam on my blog?

How is 8 late for dance class that is happening on Zoom...in our own basement...AGAIN?!?

Trolls to parents: Quit complaining about the kids you chose to have. Me to trolls: Quit complaining about posts you chose to read online.

I even cooked dinner tonight! Thanks TheChaosManager thechaosmanager.com/recipes/gravy/

There are Cheerios in every nook and cranny of my house and car.

2020 is not the year to get rid of anything you haven’t worn in the past six months. #pants

Did I shower yesterday? ...and other games to play in #2020

Don’t become a parent until you are prepared to memorize the names of 50 cartoon cars.

How many layers of under eye concealer did you wear today? #momlife

Does anyone else think of a game plan for how they're going to get to their family members during a disaster like an invasion or zombie apocalypse? Just me?

You know you’re old when... You get excited that insurance will cover a new bite guard.

If you aren’t sneaking M&M’S while cooking dinner, then you’re not doing it right.

So, you all doing anything for Valentine’s Day or are you married?

Currently wearing leggings with an oversized t-shirt with a knot in it...so it’s 1992.

Just updated my list of unique Father’s Day gifts! Check them out here: thechaosmanager.com/10-unique-fath…

I must be a superhero. I’m the only one in my house able to turn off the lights.

My 10 year old wants an Julie Andrews backpack for school this year.