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Messy bun mama

@notyomama9

Just a hot mess mom talking about boobs and bizarre things my kids do. They're 3 and fresh from the oven. Send help.
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calendar_today19-07-2018 19:56:58

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Me:*says something* Husband: can you say that again Me: *repeats but different* Him: no, exactly what you said Me: I have no idea what I said!

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My mom told me that I'm the one who's suppose to repair our relationship... My mom who just left her kids out of the blue with her husband whom she thought was a pedophile... Mhmm ok sure sure

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6: so i walking by the railing and imagined myself slipping between the bars and falling down the stairs but I wouldn't get hurt i would just get dog kisses Me: OMG you're me

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Stranger: *to my 4yo* hi buddy. 4:*stare* S: hi.. your kid is real shy Me: oh he's considered nonverbal, says very little S: oh.. well you could Me: read to him? Talk to him? Still doesn't speak must be the autism S: oh oh uh 4: bye Kid has the best timing to speak

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Hubby: what do you want to eat? Me: oh let's get Sonic Drive-In Hub: no let's get Wendy’s Me: sure Hub: I didn't get half my order Me: this wouldn't have happened if we went to Sonic

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Family member: wanna hold the baby ? My husband: no thanks *tickles tiny toes and chases our kid* Fm: oh your husband doesn't hold babies. Must have been hard. Me: he held his babies but hates playing pass the baby at cookouts. Now gimme that baby

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Ok, I don't understand how some one can say "they just know how to stand to for themselves" when the kid comes into a room and just hits kids with toys, kicks them, and throw things at others. Can anyone explain this to me? Is this normal 3yo behavior & I'm just overreacting?

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My friends life to tell me how cool my parents were. Like yeah, my divorced parents liked to make sure that I knew I only mattered at their convenience and that I was unbelievable replaceable.... But yeah they want you to like them, so see your point

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Someone: *says something important for the 800th time* My brain: we don't need to know this, someone will tell us about this again. Someone: I just told you how to do that Me: oh

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Telling a mom who has been replaced by her own parents that 'if Grandpa had met this new baby, he would have taken your child's special nickname and gave it to her' got me triggered as fuck. I know I'm overreacting. I just can't. So many feelings now!

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Trying to text you kid to do things differently then you is hard. I haven't unlearned things but I'm not trying to pass them on. It's hard.

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My mom is the perfect example of what not to do so if I ever hear her come out of my mouth..I know I've fucked up and need to immediately back track to correct the situation. At least I did learn things from her lol.

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My nonverbal child was walking with me to get her sister and he said "this way! A bush" ♥️ He's been making leaps and bounds this past month