Me:*says something* Husband: can you say that again Me: *repeats but different* Him: no, exactly what you said Me: I have no idea what I said!

My mom told me that I'm the one who's suppose to repair our relationship... My mom who just left her kids out of the blue with her husband whom she thought was a pedophile... Mhmm ok sure sure

It's normal to call the school to make sure the bus took her to school right? Uh it wasn't me . It was anxiety

6: so i walking by the railing and imagined myself slipping between the bars and falling down the stairs but I wouldn't get hurt i would just get dog kisses Me: OMG you're me

Stranger: *to my 4yo* hi buddy. 4:*stare* S: hi.. your kid is real shy Me: oh he's considered nonverbal, says very little S: oh.. well you could Me: read to him? Talk to him? Still doesn't speak must be the autism S: oh oh uh 4: bye Kid has the best timing to speak

Hubby: what do you want to eat? Me: oh let's get Sonic Drive-In Hub: no let's get Wendy’s Me: sure Hub: I didn't get half my order Me: this wouldn't have happened if we went to Sonic

How do you tell your doctor that you think you have fall asthma without then thinking your crazy?

Family member: wanna hold the baby ? My husband: no thanks *tickles tiny toes and chases our kid* Fm: oh your husband doesn't hold babies. Must have been hard. Me: he held his babies but hates playing pass the baby at cookouts. Now gimme that baby

Me: you're tired, lay down 6: I'm not ~5 minutes later~ 6:*sleeping on the toilet*

I need drugs to focus and make eye contact.... Ugh I probably need a doctor first

Ok, I don't understand how some one can say "they just know how to stand to for themselves" when the kid comes into a room and just hits kids with toys, kicks them, and throw things at others. Can anyone explain this to me? Is this normal 3yo behavior & I'm just overreacting?

My friends life to tell me how cool my parents were. Like yeah, my divorced parents liked to make sure that I knew I only mattered at their convenience and that I was unbelievable replaceable.... But yeah they want you to like them, so see your point

Am I too old to find an Adderall dealer? LMAO I think it mind help

Someone: *says something important for the 800th time* My brain: we don't need to know this, someone will tell us about this again. Someone: I just told you how to do that Me: oh

Every time I bring little dude with my to the bus stop to get his sister he ALWAYS picks her a flower.

Telling a mom who has been replaced by her own parents that 'if Grandpa had met this new baby, he would have taken your child's special nickname and gave it to her' got me triggered as fuck. I know I'm overreacting. I just can't. So many feelings now!

Me: *eating Oreos and crying* Husband: are you ok?!?

Trying to text you kid to do things differently then you is hard. I haven't unlearned things but I'm not trying to pass them on. It's hard.

My mom is the perfect example of what not to do so if I ever hear her come out of my mouth..I know I've fucked up and need to immediately back track to correct the situation. At least I did learn things from her lol.

My nonverbal child was walking with me to get her sister and he said "this way! A bush" ♥️ He's been making leaps and bounds this past month