when I am a little too friendly with my uber driver and he starts telling me who really built the pyramids

The upcoming World Cup has the worst vibes ever. Qatar World Cup was questioned, understandably, but the organisation was actually magnificent. They talk down on South Africas, but there was no risk of a mass shooting. Expensive tickets, injuries, warmongering - it’s BAD

I’ve just been sent boots by a Balon D’or winner. are you MAD

wow this is extremely brutal

Indian fent addict is definitely a recession indicator

😭😭😭 when the British pap get you in the back of a car like this? You know your days in office are numbered

Bricklayer meets technician

Man sit yo dumb ass down

Her insurance is gonna shoot her in both kneecaps when she calls

learner driver just beeped at me on a roundabout

Meant to go on a lads holiday next month but my boy keeps adding and removing people from the gc

big boss can you sort coke today

They ask us all to integrate and assimilate into Western culture and the minute we do they get mad at us. Lots to ponder.

“Los niños de hoy en día necesitan ver YouTube en el coche para no aburrirse” Yo con 7 años cuando mi gota de lluvia favorita perdía la carrera en la ventana:

Newcastle fans must feel sick watching Anderson

Mbappe needs a coach that can boldly tell him he’s not technically gifted to play the free role that he wants, he should just go back to being a pace merchant because this dropping deep thing is hard to watch

Liverpool really secured a great talent in Sidy Barhama Ndiaye. He was born on 31/12/2009, meaning he is 16yo. He won’t be joining Liverpool before he is 18, so he’ll be joining in January 2028. It’s a long wait, but worth it for this type of player. Lovely to watch! 🇸🇳

Once again saying the man should be doing a prison stint. 50 points is absolutely insane and it’s clear more lenient punishments aren’t doing anything.

We've made another change... ↩️ Nwaneri 🔛 Arteta 🔴 2-2 ⚒️ (62’) #AFCU18 | #U18PL