Just realised i missed all the signs she was giving me

she said she was going to shower and i said “without me”

No idea what mikel was doing here

My boy bagged his first 4/10 and now he thinks he’s got more game than me

Sneaky link asking me about long term plans

Still doing Shakespeare gimmick in 2026

Meant to go on a lads holiday next month but my boy keeps adding and removing people from the gc

Me in the exam hall tryna remember quotes for the English literature exam

Used all my sfe to finance a cla and there’s no water in the house

Pretended to by gay at the all girls sleep over and I almost slipped up

“He just wanted to make friends🥹”

Uni crush was rating all the guys in the year and I came dead last