ALSO this lady was convinced I was sitting in her seat. I was ~unbothered~ because I checked my ticket no less than 10 times. Homie looks at her and says, “yeah that is seat 7F but you’re in car 5.” She stares blankly. “This is car 6.” I love the east coast 🤣

It was obviously the titanic ghosts messing with the search and rescue squad

This is probably one of the biggest news moments of the year and Twitter has become such a low trust environment. No idea what is actually credible. The “for you” page is just accounts who bought verified checkmarks talking out of their asses about the war.

Tweeps turned ✨besties✨

FYI the #Barbie Malibu Dreamhouse already existed … looks like they redecorated and painted it pink. I wrote about it for CNN in 2019 soooooo cnn.com/travel/article…

Key word y’all — “BACK” on the market. It’s a great upgrade tho 🩷

Le sigh

It’s that time of night where my parents start guessing which neighbor is lighting off the fireworks.

Bluesky ✅ Spill ✅ Threads ✅ Can we stop now 🫠

If you ever liked Twitter you already knew this

How it started: How it is going:

Threads being the top trend on Twitter 🤭

LinkedIn watching everyone else’s app get cloned

Testing the Threads to Tweet button. Don’t hate it? It’s been one day and people are already asking Threads for an edit button. I — 🤣😂😅 threads.net/t/CuYFrnbtEYM/…

Wow. A shocking story from my alma mater. Kudos to these Northwestern Medill student journalists for their reporting. My most respect goes to the student athletes who had the courage to report this behavior and tell their story. dailynorthwestern.com/2023/07/08/top…

oceans: hot tub aliens: real economy: disintegrating me: hey just circling back on my last email

I can no longer support the embarrassment that this app has become after el*n took over. Find me on Threads, Bluesky, Spill, Instagram … anywhere but here. ✌️