Mallory Lawler (@mallorylawler) 's Twitter Profile
Mallory Lawler

@mallorylawler

She/Her | Kiddo nurse | Crazy cat lady | Coffee sipper | Adventure seeker | Netflix binger

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Jokes from 1st graders: Why was the math book sad? Because he had too many problems. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look a bit flushed #shinebrightww

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Ever since my grandmas passing 4 years ago (today), my grandpa has been making mug cakes. It is something he offers us every time we go over. He gifted all the grandchildren with ingredients, measuring spoons and written directions so we can make our own. The purest of men!

Ever since my grandmas passing 4 years ago (today), my grandpa has been making mug cakes. It is something he offers us every time we go over. He gifted all the grandchildren with ingredients, measuring spoons and written directions so we can make our own. The purest of men!
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Student 1: I got slime for my prize! Student 2: Oh! Wow! That's amazing! Student 1: It's because I did my Habits sheet Student 2: I'm so proud of you! #shinebrightww #habitsathome Winnwood Elementary School Leah Copeland, Ph.D.

Bernie Sanders (@berniesanders) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If billionaires can afford to zoom around in rocket ships, to buy superyachts and mansions with 25 bathrooms, yeah, I think they can afford to pay their fair share of taxes.

Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This tweet from Rep. Ilhan Omar is not an attack on Christianity. It's a commentary on the hypocrisy of our so-called "religious freedom" in America, which clearly does not apply to every religion.

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If you were curious what the coldest temperature of 2023 has been so far in KC well, that's actually happening right now. 15! That number feels significant for some reason...