life may be terrible but at least pretzel m&m's exist

First the coronavirus, and now this?? Jesus Christ..

ok yeah I prayed to God for a break but I didn’t mean one this long

makenna malkin is the reason for all of this

What goin on

:(

Yo I’m all about the positivity and stuff but watching boys do 10 pushups while looking directly at the camera is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

my middle name is Souplantation. I am so sad. I LITERALLY had my SWEET SIXTEEN at souplantation. OH GOD the chicken noodle soup 🥺 I am so sad. Getting takeout today and saying my goodbyes :(

I did not wake up EVERY HOUR of the night out of stress to check my AP Scores just for the College Board website to crash ❤️ #APScores

College Board looking at me yelling at them about the site crashing while they know about my 1s and that I’m just gonna be disappointed anyways #APScores

I redownloaded Twitter just for senior assassins MWAHAHAHA

youtu.be/0H6n1aK0ZSo our best work if I may say so lucas

Nora tried to kill me this morning for the senior assassins hitlist because she didn’t know I was already safe but it was the FUNNIEST AND SCARIEST THING IVE EVER EXPERIENCED AHAHAHAH I WAS JUST TRYNA EAT MY BAGEL AND RUSH TO SCHOOL

#capogradconfessions During freshman year when I had a thing with Antonio, I was too scared to talk to him in person so I joined almost every club at Capo and went to different club meetings every single lunch period for about two months to avoid him OOPS

#capogradconfessions During freshman year, I took vitamins that made my pee green, and one day I went in the mall bathroom and when I flushed, the toilet overflowed and my green pee went everywhere. I ran and acted like I saw nothing 🥰 I’m sorry if my green piss got on ur feet

I really woke up at 1AM on vacation in Hawaii to check my AP scores just for CollegeBoard to do this. Why am I not surprised

I just finished Squid Game. I am upset.