36% of all mammals are humans, with almost all of the rest – 60% – captive, awaiting slaughter for us to eat. A mere 4% live wild. 70% of all birds on Earth are caged poultry for our food industries. That sounds normal

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

Hello Aaron Kellerstrass. As a New Zealandian, I'm now a new New Orleans Pelicans fan by executive fiat of HushBoy Sports. Have been greatly enjoying your reports, especially your player grades that feature our man Steven Adams. Will you be doing more?

If there’s a better opening par than this in NZ journalism, I have yet to read it.

Most excellent deet of @jaredsavageNZH's compelling tale of a Kawerau Mob Don: his son and 2ic is Slobodan Milošević. nzherald.co.nz/nz/frustrated-…

Be great to see Simmo emulate The General. Thoughts Adrian G? theage.com.au/sport/afl/reti…

“Lockdown ... lured many back into the timeless joy of words. And sourdough” - Assoc. Minister for the Arts (and Prime Minister) Jacinda Ardern #theockhams

The Aotea Centre auditorium big screen is a great stage to do justice to the extraordinary images from the finalists of the Booksellers Aotearoa Award for Illustrated Non-Fiction #theockhams

Absolute comedy legend. And hell of a nice guy. RIP

"Your Red Ridinghood coat meant you stood out!" Ockham Residential Megan Woods Pippa Coom Cathy Casey Carmel Sepuloni Deborah Russell MP 🐝 thanks to Peter Malcouronne for the great welcome.

Camp Nou, Stade de France, San Siro, The Maracanã, Allianz Arena, Wembley, Estadio Azteca, the Bernabéu, Eden Gardens… Eden Park? World’s most liveable city’s epic amphitheatre needs to be on a t-shirt. nzherald.co.nz/nz/eden-park-r…

Unfortunate story juxtaposition here for Premium Prebs. #COVID19 #CovidIsOver #nzpol

QUAKE: Mag 4.8, Sat, Sep 04 2021, 04:54:27 PM, 5 km north-east of Waipukurau. Depth: 37 km #eqnz geonet.org.nz/earthquake/202…

#POTY: Ockham Residential 2022, People's Choice Award Winner 🏆 Congratulations Douglas Thorne!

Why is corporate comms so consistently useless? You cock up, apologise - properly, no 'sorry if you took offense' bollocks - you learn lessons not learnings, exude humility, and resolve to do better. The end. Belated redemptive mahi from @MatthewHootonNZ nzherald.co.nz/nz/auckland-we…

This useless Labour government doesn't have the MPs to provide you with the law and order prrrerspectives of both a former mercenary AND a violent former youth criminal who escaped justice because of his parents' wealth.

Man of faith, proud & loving Dad & husband, student leader, son of the Pacific & the South, total crack up when most needed, proudly political, seeker of justice, hard on issues but kind on people. So much of the best in one person - Arohanui Fa’anana Efeso Collins.

Disappointed Julie Anne won’t be appearing before Parliament’s “powerful™” Privileges Committee. More evidence of the woke war on adjectives. stuff.co.nz/politics/35026… #nzpol

Piers Morgan Daily Mail and Gary Neville since Thomas Tuchel was appointed as English coach

Commentator having a Keith Quinn 'Lomu... oh... oh' moment.