My parents: “hey bud when are you coming home for Easter?” Me looking out the window of my fourth floor east village walk up:

this pic

Sadness spills popcorn during showing of #InsideOut2.

Y’all Not Buying Chips Like Me

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to talk a lot all of the time

sipping on drinks you can’t pronounce in bars you’ve never heard of

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When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips

this playlist I made when I was drunk last weekend

december is gonna be so epic i feel it in my bones

everyone on my insta is posting their spotify wrapped and taylor swift is their top artist but what they don’t know is taylor swift is my top artist in deeply personal and more intellectual way

I can't believe that watching the eras tour through a bad quality livestream while going somewhere is a experience I share with robert pattinson

If you don’t know her, you don’t know me.

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer

Should I take a nap or spend $130

I can tell by my boyfriend’s breathing patterns and/or tone of voice if he is on the chess dot com app

I mean… let me ask the audience!