Dandadan OP1 (2024)

This is so accurate it's scary

“I’m a Good Uncle. I’ll get ya an abortion, I’ll get you outta jail.” The man understands.

this is the year

Go see Taylor on tour y’all!!! 😘😘😘 Thanks Connecticut!!!

THAT WAS YOUR JOB

Me shouting ‘I have cancer, you wanker’ at the top of my lungs at some big 7ft dude with two dogs who fake coughed at me in the street today, making the whole street turn around and look at him.

luv is love

Another brutal day of being an elected Democrat and having to choose between twiddling your thumbs and spinning the propeller on your hat

The Spectator Index Oh dear, Plagiarism-Bot has been plagiarized. Who ever could have seen this coming

how i feel when i start to get bored 30 minutes into a film people call a 10/10

the tech executive who did the most to change our world in concrete ways killed himself by treating his cancer with fruit and i hope modern tech industry leaders take several chapters out of his book

happy presidents day

you could show me a poll saying that the trans rights movement has 0% support with american voters and I would still support trans rights because I’m not trying to win a fucking election when I decide what values are important to me

Gamera would have something to say about everything going on. #protecttranskids

They are hilarious together

This guy will be outlived by Sicilians who consume nothing but olives, Campari, and cigarettes

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Someday, god willing