me cause i only want my man

me refusing to go to bed just to stay up and talk to my favorite person

Me when I'm 70 about to take my morning meds

me going to bed a lil hungry so i can lose weight

when you tell someone goodnight but u stay online for 4 more hours

This would be the best Super Bowl commercial

U ever be on the toilet fighting for yo life jus for this to come out

Guardian Angel appears dressed as a Catholic priest, prays and then disappears, even from photographs ✨

You can just buy things

men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over

If you haven’t seen this bit from Saturday Night Live from last night yet, you absolutely have to. It’s hilarious and at the same time extremely therapeutic. Even if it’s not real. “DO YOU WANT THIS TO BE REAL?”

MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 🇺🇸🙏

MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 At this point I'm fairly sure my boomer father will commit hari-kari before he will admit he was wrong about the orange menace or that voting for him 3x means he should bear any responsibility for the current state of this country.

Super conservative men trying to pretend they don’t enjoy seeing a bunch of Latinas dancing in short shorts.

LOL