I’d never know happiness if i lived within my means.

Cancelling meetups and hangouts right now because nguo hazijakauka juu ya rains is a very valid excuse at the moment 😭😭

soldier boy cant go a minute without mentioning his dick

Avoid overexposing yourself to women who have nothing positive to say about men & vice-versa if you’re going to mistake their hyper polarity for hate. Those are the types that can’t do without the other gender that’s why they villainize them to break that link. It’s a cope

Ambidextrous

Me after ruining the vibe by bringing up the political state of the world

chase everything you want, except love and death. they'll find you when it's time

Stay flexible enough to receive. You have not met all the friends life has for you. You haven't touched or tasted all the abundance the world has for you.

sophisticated people like all three

This is exactly what happens when we elect people drunk on populism and delusions of power.Instead of pushing for trams, light rail, and proper BRT to fix Nairobi’s congestion nightmare, a whole comedian turned MP is busy playing hero for tinted windows and graffiti.

There is a group who make their whole personality about hating the opposite gender. I can't even trust them to watch over boiling tea. Find another hobby .

I once read somewhere that after an especially exhausting life,some souls choose to reincarnate as a tree spending a century just resting. I haven't looked at trees the same since then

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms. Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

The Koda balcony

White people can identify 500 breeds of dogs but will mix up two black coworkers

Could you imagine clocking in a a corporate GIANT to eat her ass on the clock?

Someone on this app said everyday there is a Kenyan somewhere in the world doing some top tier shit and they did not lie.

When your smoking hot boss says it's time to play with her massive cannons again

Kugongewa inakuanga funny juu sio ati those men wanakuanga wamerate your woman that much for her to leave you for them huwa wanamuambia avae nguo arudi kwa uyo mjinga wake thats why she sticks around haha.