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samelia

@mailprivilege

going postal • co-writer @weedhitter • chief executive orifice discord.gg/shellcorp

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jane plane (@janeplne) 's Twitter Profile Photo

nobody knows i sampled the amen break out now on streaming <3 the first song i ever released under the jane plane project. making this song reminded me how fun creating music can be. my friend emi mixed and mastered the track and it sounds amazing. i hope you all enjoy 💜

nobody knows i sampled the amen break

out now on streaming &lt;3

the first song i ever released under the jane plane project. making this song reminded me how fun creating music can be. my friend emi mixed and mastered the track and it sounds amazing. i hope you all enjoy 💜
audri🪕 (@oddtreebanjo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

hey guys, my best friend’s mom’s sweet hilarious cat is going through some pretty severe medical issues & she could really use some help with covering his medical bills. even the tiniest bit helps & if you can’t donate, sharing would mean the world to me gofund.me/1d5eea79

Orson Scott Pilgrim (@weedhitter) 's Twitter Profile Photo

katy perry has become the villain of a john waters movie. she went to space and nobody gave a fuck, everyone made fun of her for not being up there long enough.she should lean into it, become a wreastling heel. imagine a female version of the rock whos just as annoying.

samelia (@mailprivilege) 's Twitter Profile Photo

watching hbomberguy video with mother ME: ( points at screen ) do you like how bald he is ? MOM: do i like it ? ME: yes MOM: i dont know its Fine

cary (@brokebackstan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

it’s cool how getting my meds refilled has been a fight for the death every month since i became an adult and will continue to be one every month for the rest of my life

samelia (@mailprivilege) 's Twitter Profile Photo

why do 14 Y/Os have jobs ? the whole point of being a kid is that ur broke and u cant do shit so u have to adapt to ur environment . no1 should be getting cat called by middle aged gringos while pushing huge hunks of metal in the sun , but especially not children with braces

samelia (@mailprivilege) 's Twitter Profile Photo

if youre trying to speak out against “adventurism” youre putting yourself at a major disadvantage just by calling it that. i read that shit my tail starts wagging like Adventure? 😃 Lets go on adventue 😄

samelia (@mailprivilege) 's Twitter Profile Photo

check out this drawing of a cat i made . some times i like to doodle with my fingers using the procreate poket app lol . ive had the worst headache all day but now its sorta getting better so dont forget tjat ! things always get better eventually if u bend fate to ur will

check out this drawing of a cat i made . some times i like to doodle with my fingers using the procreate poket app lol . ive had the worst headache all day but now its sorta getting better so dont forget tjat ! things always get better eventually if u bend fate to ur will
samelia (@mailprivilege) 's Twitter Profile Photo

quick question: if you see something upsetting on the internet, why would you go out of your way to make sure everyone in your immediate circle also sees it? i do not want to constantly read about people making fun of a young girl taking her life, is this unreasonable?

samelia (@mailprivilege) 's Twitter Profile Photo

every thing on the internet makes me sad and i like talking to people in real life better but i cant leave because all of humanity disagrees with me

autumn! :) 🍂✨💕 (@seeunextautumn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

was deleting files to clear up space and found a bunch of old art i made on my phone. most of it is bleh but i think i actually kind of like these

was deleting files to clear up space and found a bunch of old art i made on my phone. most of it is bleh but i think i actually kind of like these
samelia (@mailprivilege) 's Twitter Profile Photo

stuck inside the house and nobody wants to text me… i wish mao zedong was my fairy godchairman. He could tell me what i’m doing wrong. I don’t even have to make a wish i just need some solid advice from the cat daddy of communist china. That man never got ghosted

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Yo If Any Of You Pray , Could You Please Do That For Me ? Not Feeling Well , I’m Lonely And SICK Congestion Stuffy Nose Sore Throat

Yo If Any Of You Pray , Could You Please Do That For Me ? Not Feeling Well , I’m Lonely And SICK  Congestion Stuffy Nose Sore Throat
samelia (@mailprivilege) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i think the scariest thing that could possibly happen to me sexually is if i was sitting on a guys lap ( or girls lap ! happy pride month ) and i cut a fat one , a sulfur scented stinker , and it provoked my lover to jolt up thus launching me out the window . one word : DOOM