I cannot get over how just walking into central park will reset your wanted stars.

Prince Rupert’s Drop vs Hydraulic Press

Is it too late to submit Montoya for an Oscar?

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time he'll give it to you

*Receives wrong copper* *Angrily chisels note for 6 hours*

them sitting side by side to continue the diva queen out is killing meeeebedhhdfj

how it feels to say "some would argue" when i'm the some who would argue

Does anything else get mongered besides fear and fish

Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual.

a poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me

I’ll be like "i needed that laugh" and it’ll be something i said

i think having small friendly interactions with strangers is so important for humanity.

Hearing "I'll handle it" and then it's handled.

“are you seeing anyone” like hallucinating?

I hope that, for the amount of grief you have endured, you experience twice as much love

In the brief moment when u go to split an oreo in half, do u think the cream hesitates? Is it in a schrodinger state of indecision, not knowing which cookie to adhere to, or was its allegiance to a cookie side predestined.

screamin at the glambot guy calling everyone broke upon enquiry.

☪︎ qamar قمر happy chinese valentines new year black history ramadan mubarak day to everyone

first in my bloodline to hate men the way they should have been hated all this time