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daily affirmations - i locked the front door - i locked my room door - i locked my car - i don’t have to go out and check if i locked my car - the light in my car is off - i don’t need to check if i hit the car next to me - the stove is off - the oven is off

more more more...

Fucc being woke just be real

it's a fabulous time to be alive if you love: - verification codes - verifying your email - yelling "REAL PERSON" into a phone at a robot - reading nightmarish news all day every day - hot

the summer i turned lactose intolerant

when your stomach is really mad at you and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

my first instinct when i see an animal is to say “hello”. my first instinct when i see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away

It is my honor to share my current foster: Bobby. I saw him on a short list for euthanasia after he was surrendered for “a snake bite on his paw”. He may be the actual love of my life. This is our first pic together riding home for the first time. He sits on his booty because

someone asked “can i bum a scroll” because they deleted instagram off their phone

sour nerds clusters would fuck

women in stem (stress, turmoil, emotional distress, money deficiency)

all i want for xmas is newjeans to comeback🥀