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Maharlika Investment Fun̶ d̶

@maharlikafundph

A newly-enacted sovereign wealth fund for d' Philippines. The MIF is the Philippines' first sovereign wealth fund even though it has much denbts!

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The King (@arthur_vee) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Did you know? Duterte's SSS blunder: Burden the poor, blame the next administration. In 2019, former President Rodrigo Duterte signed into law the Social Security System contribution increase, a move framed as securing the long-term sustainability of the fund but burdened

Did you know?

Duterte's SSS blunder: Burden the poor, blame the next administration.

In 2019, former President Rodrigo Duterte signed into law the Social Security System contribution increase, a move framed as securing the long-term sustainability of the fund but burdened
Orange Book 🍊📖 (@orangebook_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you think being smart is about solving complex problems, then assume that staying healthy and fit, building meaningful and loving relationships, staying calm and relaxed in your daily life, are complex problems, and just solve them.

Sonny Trillanes IV (@trillanessonny) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The mass was officiated by Fr. Flavie L. Villanueva, SVD, Fr. Joel Sarabia, CM, Fr. Joel Sabala, and Fr. Robert Reyes; and attended by Magdalo Partylist and Akbayan Partylist, Sen Leila and other civil society organizations. gmanetwork.com/news/topstorie…

The mass was officiated by Fr. Flavie L. Villanueva, SVD, Fr. Joel Sarabia, CM, Fr. Joel Sabala, and Fr. Robert Reyes; and attended by Magdalo Partylist and Akbayan Partylist, Sen Leila and other civil society organizations.

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Maharlika Investment Fun̶ d̶ (@maharlikafundph) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We are itching to hire you Sir ! Perhaps, 1.25 million peso per month would suffice? We have to be careful to not besmirch the prestige of our 2.5 million peso per month President Consing! #MaharlikaFundFTW !

Carlo Trinidad (@hellokidneymd) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What happened in Sinulog just shows that a lot of people can claim to be “religious” and “God-fearing” and then chant the name of wicked people in glee.

习近平肏你妈! (@dettwangle) 's Twitter Profile Photo

DDS use to label kakampinks as "pa-woke" here on Twitter. But now ever since the Uniteam split, not so much. It's because you actually need some level of "wokeness" to criticize Bongbong. Imagine being so wrong that you end up being a hypocrite just to avoid losing face.🙄🤡

supernegatrona AKA pink 5 (@supernegatrona) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Panggulo na ulit si Troompa & people are still asking, why? Why? Let me tell y'all, why. It's 'coz, Jumerika leaned too far to the left & people have had enough. Democrats should've stayed at the center but nah, they were too dumb & rode the far lefty train. Kaya ayan. Dasurv. 😌

James Clear (@jamesclear) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It only takes five minutes to break the cycle. Five minutes of exercise and you are back on the path. Five minutes of writing and the manuscript is moving forward again. Five minutes of conversation and the relationship is restored. It doesn't take much to feel good again.

Jai Cabajar (@jaicabajar) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Not these “lawmakers” suggesting that SexEd would cause “increased experimentation”. Ang dami ng teen pregnancy natin. NANGYAYARI NA. Meanwhile, studies have proven that a structured SexEd program would REDUCE the rates of sexual activity, risky behaviors, and teen pregnancies.

supernegatrona AKA pink 5 (@supernegatrona) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Kakatawa iyong nangyayari sa Jumerika. Kasing whacked ng mga nangyayari sa Pinas. Well, people deserve the gov't they elect. Damay nga lang ang mga pumili ng iba but alas, life ain't fair. It never is and never will be. 😌

Maharlika Investment Fun̶ d̶ (@maharlikafundph) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We at the #MaharlikaFundFTW are also looking at investing on the manufacturers of condoms, birth-control pills, IUDs, abort errr "plan B" medicines XD