its that time of year where i eat a honeycrisp apple everyday until december

2 more sleeps til apple butter festival

bye october…love you

Be gentle with the Taylor Swift fans in your life tonight. They've had a hard day.

i miss vodka beers

one more sleep til #WhiteLotus

Okay — I saw the Barbie trailer

i miss christmas

january is the worst

starting next week I can buy recreational weed AND yuengling in missouri…what a damn time to be alive

Taylor Swift and Greta Gerwig saving the US economy this summer.

LFG!! U.S. Women's National Soccer Team

what it’s like riding in the car with me

Baby let the big game begin 🏈 #SBLVIII

Gov Mike Parsons offers victims his heart because the gun industry has his balls.

This moment from Kamala Harris’ questioning of Brett Kavanaugh at his Senate hearing has never left me. "Can you think of any laws that give the government the power to make decisions about the male body?"

mood of the next 10 days