deserved a grammy btw open.spotify.com/track/0V8FYVlB…

no one: the Olympians to their children:

i’m not saying i’m like my father but there will be hints

trying to read an article on a local news website

“this diva” - me about my dad

me when a small army of draculas is coming my way:

When I say I gotta skedaddle

we're gonna put him in the dip

just caught myself saying "I can't have that or I'll get acid reflux". It's so over for me.

Jesus. FYI, If you haven't voted in the last two elections, or if you moved from one NC city to another NC city, they've purged you. MAKE SURE YOU ARE REGISTERED!

veep writers room could not have even dreamed of this

Red onions are clearly fucking purple

NosferaTU THE POLLS

“it is what it is” *vomits from anxiety*

Get me to gods country

WHY ARENT YOU AT ELF PRACTICE