please do not take photos of the moon that is my wife

2 in the morning and I just killed a spider that was crawling down my shirt 😭😭😭😭

me when my friend posts a screenshot of our text messages on their story so everyone can see how funny i am

hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far

Morning Shifts the best shifts it’s just the getting up part lol😂.

Let’s go to the pumpkin patch so I can compare pumpkins to your big head

the $26 shampoo I bought made a noticeable difference

I brought my Grandma and Mom for 1$ Margaritas, im ending up w the Terrenos tonight

Someone: “you pick” me:

Me coming home after being friendly and social all day:

how i sleep knowing i get to drink coffee in the morning

spotify just added 200,000 audiobooks for free for anyone with premium and every book that I had in my wishlist is on here for free IM GAGGGEDDDDD RN

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

When I ask someone to wake me up early in the morning and they actually do it

when i die spread my ashes around the rim of a margarita glass

when i was a teen i thought she had the best hair in the whole world

name a cuter way to ask your luv to be your valentine… I’ll wait 💌 gardenbymichelle on ig 💐

Anytime someone im out to eat with got a pickle on they plate this how I look at them so they’ll give it to me 😂

this is what my man sees before bed time