"What the fuck is a thot, also why the fuck is my grandfather a vampire?"

//I have no idea who minty is and I already want Juste to pick them up and say "who's child is this."

"Grandfather I am disappointed in you."

"Why grandfather? why?"

Leon: *curses his family to fight dracula forever* Also Leon: I'm fucking sick of this family ahhh

*kicks open other door* YOU KILLED ALL MY FRIENDS, YOU FUCKING BITCH!

“I know where my parents are, put me down!”

//I LIVE

Grandpa stop getting drunk.

Grandpa please.

Its too early.

For fuck sake.

Dracula?!

Why are all my family Alcoholics or am I just drunk on dead friends?

"I'm a Belmont like my Father before me. I am also a magic user, not like my Father before me."