fast learner 🫱🏼‍🫲🏽 short-term memory loss

fucking hate croissants

"i got that dawg in me" the dog in question:

When he asks what I bring to the table

Do you think Adele still thinks of the Someone Like You dude

This woman posted her giant baby on TikTok and the Detroit Lions commented "dibs" I can't believe we're about to lose this app.

by chill i mean anxious

I could get addicted to pretty much anything because I’m a passionate person

deleting instagram to avoid the college graduation posts so i, the failure, don’t kill myself

Uh yeah, I’m having a pretty good day

SALT!!!!!! 😍 I love ingesting sodium chloride!!!!!!! It makes me so happy to fill my body with electrolytes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pounding fists on table* SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT

nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you

someone felt differently about a movie i enjoyed and i can’t make myself care about them anymore