I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard in my entire life

Doofenshmirtz when he sees Perry without his hat on

friends: let’s go to a haunted house me: okay but those aren’t even scary also me at the entrance:

This is hands down the purest video I have ever seen

how is tik tok free

IM FUCKING WEAK BRO x.com/babygirlnani_/…

An 18-year-old Barnard freshman was fatally stabbed just after nightfall on Wednesday during a mugging in a park near the college’s Manhattan campus nyti.ms/2PA1aSN

wait this actually fits-

Her boyfriend asked her how to cook, she told him I’ll teach you but only in one condition:

Me to my family at the end of quarantine

Me watching the person at the bar make my first vodka after lockdown

Me taking my dog to the vet because he’s fuckin sicc

Shut the fuck up, this is literally the most pure thing I’ve seen all YEAR

With Catherine O'Hara, Eugene Levy, Dan Levy and Annie Murphy winning their #Emmys tonight, that means our little Canadian show is the first comedy OR drama to ~ever~ sweep all four acting categories, and that is absolutely wild 🇨🇦