never ask a woman her age, her weight, or how much she paid for taylor swift- the eras tour tickets

I am 28 years old and whenever someone still suggests plans on a week day my brain goes “on a school night???”

naw dog I am in TEARS

everything is temporary.

get in the car it’s august

I could sit up in that thing with my tears ricochet or the lakes playing on repeat for MONTHS and not complain

my fav part of my bday every year is the twitter balloon celebration :) 🥳

best birthday weekend. no words.

I feel attacked HAHAHA

AHHHSOCJOWNSOFJEOSKHF!!!!!!!!!$!

the way my 57 year old father also texted me and said “t swizzle just said the f word in front of kelce’s mama”

Mama Kelce got more security than an SEC Football Coach after the game.

sobbing 🫶🏼

Type in “Thank my Amazon driver” to your Amazon search bar and they’ll give your last delivery driver an additional $5 at no cost to you! Happy holidays!

I rarely tweet but… I WALKED CORNELIA ST. TODAY. the swifties know 😭

my fav place to be 😂😮‍💨🙌🏻

a year ago I was laying in a hospital bed prepping for surgery to have a metal plate and 9 screws hammered into my ankle….today I walked 8 miles straight. 😤💪🏻 proud of my damn self

taylor swift

Sometimes as a treat I will go to the bigger and farther away Target