Dreamt that my mom and Paris Hilton were fat shaming me 😐

Spotify really made that shit up because no I did not have “Earned It (Fifty Shades of Grey)” on repeat for several thousand minutes this year 🤨

I have accidentally eaten hand soap a concerning number of times this year

I love that people are still discovering this fact every year, and I'll never not amplify it. On behalf of Jewel & all the other Black women behind legendary concepts that never get their credit.

It’s going to be 80° 10 days before Christmas. Bizarre

A high of 89° tmrw? Someone please put me out of my misery

Anyone in SA know protest details?

Two hearts & A Pinky Promise, Watercolor in Cotton Paper (Cutout)

Let’s go Super Bowl halftime??! I died a little! 💃🏿

This Kelce karma is nuts lmao

Kendrick had the recession jeans on </3

Last weekend I replaced the brakes on my car and this weekend I repaired my washing machine’s locking mechanism. I love my Handy Manny ass

Real tired of the weather going from 25° to 85° in the same week

*taps the sign*

Columbia has banned face masks for anti-genocide protestors, but feds can conceal their identities as they disappear students to undisclosed locations.

ㅤ

Israel is a monster

Notice the uptick in propaganda graphics coinciding with the defunding of education

This take is so crazy because, as a sapphic, the sexiest/most beautiful a woman can be is when she’s chilling at home in PJs, big shirt + boxers, etc.

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