You: I got a headache. WebMD: It's gonna be your last one.

let me know if you ever change your mind

and after all this time you still never came around

best spongebob scene ever, this cant be unpopular

Delayed at the airport with maddie delurio so this is what we do Nate Bargatze gives us life #thesenamesdontmatchbuttheymatch #josephbart

i can not express to you how often i think about this craigslist ad

me on my way to get iced coffee even though i’m already 30 minutes late

ok i don’t mean to sound like someone who is “going through something” but should i get a bunk bed

i have one hobby and it’s letting 3 months of my life come and go without registering what’s happening or what i’ve been doing

Murph likes the $1 cones at McDonalds

Join the #Eagles and Miller Lite tonight to help us count down to kickoff. The season is just around the corner!

Due to financial reasons I will be passing away.

This is the best tribute anyone has done for Kobe Bryant. I’m overcome with emotions watching it. x.com/KyleNYY/status…

Cheat codes I know in my 30’s that I wish I knew in my 20’s:

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