"New do, dead you."

『♤♡| “Lᴇᴛ's ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴄᴀsʜ~.” |♧♢』 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀『♤』 ↳ Multiverse/ DMC RP. ↳ Adult Themes, 18+. ↳ Detail will vary. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀『♡』 ↳ Pre-DMC5/Post-DMC4 ↳ Spoilers are possible. ↳ No Ships.

❝Time to get to work.❞

❝Eyes need a tune-up, chick from the bar TV’s 3D and my reflection’s gone monotone.❞

❝Ol’ Gatortooth? Dunno how I ever operated without’er. Mutant hides kept gettin’ stronger but mercy sure didn’t. Sometimes ya need a pair to get ahead in life.❞

❝Father’s Day, huh. Can’t say I’ve ever been too big on it.❞

|| Pardon any rust, ain’t written Jack in half a decade.

He’d pause before considering a response, brow raising so high as to meet the goggles on his forehead. ❝Th’ fuck..?❞ Grumbled beneath breath. ❝..Anyway, ain’t my sorta thing. Too sentimental an’ shit.❞

❝Remind me not to piss Douglas off again. Skull’s still ringin’.❞

Downing an entire onion while none seem to be looking, not even prying his eyes from his phone as he does so. Killer’s gotta eat.

⠀ 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 ( ♡.)— ; ──────── 𝙎𝙖𝙣 𝙍𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙤’𝙨 𝙆𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩. #𝐋𝐂𝐑𝐏 #𝐌𝐕𝐑𝐏 ⠀ ♡ & ↻

Un-lit cigar sits in his mouth as he parks himself atop what remains of a giant mutant corpse, the deceased’s fingers decorated with the corpses of various killseekers. ❝It’s never *just* a brawl in Altambra, huh?❞

❝Ah, hell. ❞

❝Maybe I would be if you ever swung by when I wasn’t on the job. Most joy I’ll get is if you ain’t after the same target.❞

❝That so? Might just be an *oh-so-pleasant* first.❞ The “ugly ass” comment earned, at most, a brief deepening of his scowl. ❝Speakin’ of firsts, where’s Matilda? Didn’t know you flew solo.❞

Worst part of the job? Picking the mutant guts outta his saw once it’s done.

❝Halloween past? Couldn’t tell, freaks still dress the same year-round.❞

❝Back on the grind. Repairs ain’t pay ‘emselves.❞