ᴡʜᴇɴ ℂ𝔸𝕋𝔸ℂ𝕃𝕐𝕊𝕄 ꜱᴛʀɪᴋᴇꜱ, ℍ𝔼 ꜱʜᴀʟʟ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀ. ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜᴀᴘᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴍᴀɴ, ʙᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ℙ𝕆𝕎𝔼ℝ, 𝕎𝕀𝕊𝔻𝕆𝕄, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴀʟʟ, ℂ𝕆𝕌ℝ𝔸𝔾𝔼... 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝕃𝕀𝔾ℍ𝕋 𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥'𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘳.

“Aw, c'mon. I couldn't let you "Roll" with that one with a clear conscious.”

Today we play the "how many name jokes can we get away with before someone nails us to a cross with Rebellion" game.

“It's vile to call a lady "old".”

𝓛𝓮𝔀𝓭 𝓜𝓾𝓼𝓮.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ﹃ ⠀ ⠀ジ ┊⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘗𝘜𝘛 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 ⠀ ⠀ ャ ┊⠀⠀𝘓𝘐𝘍𝘌 𝘖𝘕 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘓𝘐𝘕𝘌, ⠀ ⠀⠀▰▰▰▰ ❪ ⠀ ☠︎ ⠀❫ ▰▰▰▰ ⠀ ⠀𝙄 𝙋𝙐𝙏 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙇𝙀 ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀┊ ッ ⠀ ⠀𝙄𝙉 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝘽𝙍𝘼𝙄𝙉. ⠀⠀┊ ク ⠀ ﹄ ⠀

— covered in unrecognizable markings. “You have proven yourself capable. Victory or defeat will be entirely up to you, keep your light burning strong and remember… You hold the mightiest weapon of all.” 【 #CAPCUP3 】

“Back from Brazil. My flight had the worst landing lag.”

“Yo! Did you miss me?”

“Goooood morning world and all who inhabit it! ...or. What's left of it, anyway. Reconstruction doesn't happen overnight.”

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“Is it just me, or did the vibes just get a little more stiff?”

“Are you looking at those magazines again?”

“Uh-huh. Just as long as you realize that's a bad idea, kiddo.”

“Really, /really/ funny story about what happened. My internet didn't pay itself.”

“C'mon, you /know/ nerve is something I never run out of. I was starting to worry about you, if anything. After all, I know you're starting to enjoy the leisurely life, even if you won't admit it.”

✦━✧✦━━━━◐━━━━✦✧━✦ ❝ sɪᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏ ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ! ❞ ✦━✧✦━━━━◑━━━━✦✧━✦ ✦ Fɪɴᴀʟ Fᴀɴᴛᴀsʏ RP ✧ ✦ #Rᴀᴋsʜᴀsᴀ ✧