NEVER GO TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL!!! ANY BITCH THAT GLAZES MENTAL HOSPITALS UP IS LYING DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!

I work at a chain diner and a sushi restaurant. The customers at the chain diner ALWAYS tip more and are WAYYY friendlier. I’ve had THREE tables today tip over 2x their bill.

Went in for imagining on my abdomen and the technician became REALLLL quiet after a couple of minutes so I’m going to have a lot of anxiety for the next couple of days until my results come in.

Im watching vanderpump rules for the first time and Tom Sandavol (🤢🤢) saying “I don’t know what James thinks people are jealous of. He’s a resident DJ at a restaurant. He’s no fucking Calvin Harris or Steve aoki” about James Kennedy (🤢🤮) made me laugh so hard

A study has shown that Skrillex's song 'Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites' reduced the number of mosquito bites among bugs exposed to the dubstep track

Conservatives are now pushing Bible study in school and sorority girls who were/are definitely cheerleaders on my timeline and ya know what? Teenage me never had more gay experiences in my life than at both cheer camp and church camp.

i used to get really stressed when i would question my sexuality but now it just feels like this

Conservatives will say that liberals get triggered too easily while purposefully offending people and in the same breath act like their eyeballs are going to fall out of their heads because they saw two men kissing.

Can all the big boobied girls PLEASE tell me where to get sports bras/shirts that will fit properly? I’m a 34DD and all of mine either are either too big for my arms/body or too small to fit my boobs. I went up like three cup sizes and now nothing I own fits.

Guys HELP!!! The laxative I took is starting to kick in and my DoorDash is going to be here in four minutes

i love how everyone collectively agrees about cropdat

He wasn’t 6’4 but it definitely happened to me and it’s been 7 YEARS of the most toxic on and off situationship… but he does still offer to beat up all my exes tho

My party phase made me so good at puke and rallying that I think the people around me think I just have a stomach ache sometimes and not that I haven’t been able to eat a full meal in two and half months and most days I can’t even keep water down.

Did I miss something or did they misspell Ganja White Night ? I’m googling trying to figure out if it’s a b2b name or something

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs. They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad about male cheerleaders in the NFL.

Do people not realize that even THESE male cheerleaders usually also have to dance and do everything they perceive as “feminine”? Not to mention that NFL cheerleaders don’t even do stunts like that. They are basically just dancers… and get this… there are male dancers too 😱

Sometimes I lose faith in humanity and then I see a video of people breaking down a door and running into a burning house to save their neighbors dog and I feel a little better.

WHATTTTTTTTTTT???????? 12 year old me is screaming because Connor and Troye have now both confirmed they dated. And for TWO YEARS???